eBay

Today my 2nd week at eBay has started ..
my knowledge was 1st 0,0% but now i know everything about unpaid item.. Item not received.. Sniping.. how holy the feedback is..etc... I think i know more than i want too...
Oh well aslong it brings up some cash to pay the rent.. and to have fun here in barcelona.. right?

tengo una problema

I got a luxerious problem.. i got hired for both jobs.. ebay and hotels.com

Hmmm ill just start with ebay on monday and if i dont like it i switch to the other since they have to call me when the training starts...

VIVA ESPAÑA!!!

English what´s that?

I know.. im living in Spain and i should talk Spanish..
but....
My spanish isnt that great yet.. that i can fix important papers in spanish..
You would think that they would speak English aswell at the cityhall or Bank.. Because in The Netherlands its requiered to speak english as 2nd language if you apply for any job like that..

When i went to the office of seguridad social..( social security number)
And i started in English.. the lady looked at me like i was from Mars.. But with my spanglish i fixed it..

At the bank my friend wanted to open an bankaccount.. When she started in Spanish you could read HELP! in the eyes of the lady behind the desk..
Thank god there was a man who spoke english..

If you dont speak english because you work on the local martket, or live in a hillbilly town ok...
But Bank.. cityhall.. you may atleast exspect they speak basic english Certainly when there comes allot of non spanish speaking people..(Barcelona is full with immigrants from all over the world)
1st i thought they don´t want to speak english.. but thats not it they just cant...
I need to take spanish lessons very soon... to improove my spanish...

Some videos in English

Here on the tv we only see spanish music videos since we dont have satelite to receive MTV.. Dammit!!
So here a few ENGLISH vids.. if i have the urge...

the hives


Cypress Hill


Modest mouse


Deftones


System of a down


ok one spanish song...



And if you understand dutch this is for a good laugh..

2 jobinterviews

Tomorrow i have 2 job interviews at sitel a big american company.. ( Ebay and LG)
And at hotel.com, easy part on the job is just speaking dutch..
We´ll see what the result will be...

To be continued......

Jobhunt

After 3 weeks being here ( being lazy and keeping a vacation) i almost got a JOB, monday they will call me... hurrayyy
And i started to look on monday so there are enough jobs here for native dutch..
We´re going to celebrate it at the catwalk where DJ martin solveig is playing...

droogkloot Part 2

It´s just a hopeless case!!
You think you can watch tv, but when you leave the room to make a quik pitstop at the toilet.
And not even 5 minutes you´re away! Someone name J takes control over the remote controle.. its just not that.. also if you´re playing a game and you leave the room for 1 sec he takes the whole game over like you werent playing.....

I think thats the only thing he can control.. No, not his social life , because he doesnt have one!!
Everytime we ( joan& me) come home late ( 1/2 am), you think its your turn to chill out on the couch.
Guess again, yes.. J sitting there..
Sometimes it looks like hes waiting for us to come home..
We really need to put an ad on the internet Buddy wanted!!!
Really its not that we have´nt tried it.. he´s nice but he thinks we can entertain him 24/7..
Not!
To be continued..........

Deo is not a crime..

Whats up with some of the Spanish, Latino or pakistani mem???
Do they really need to leave a trace of body odeur?
Do they think, they can seduce a woman with it?
Well not me, i mean you don´t need to smell like a bottle of CK ONE.
But a little bit of deodrant underneath those armpits can´t do harm.
So to the men in Spain..
Using deodrant is not a crime, but a prime!

chupitos

how to get drunk for free?


Awnser: walk up and down the La Rambla.
collect all the flyers they give with a chupito ( shot)

note: Sometimes they make you buy atleast 1 drink before you get a chupito

droogkloot

It´s been more than week now that i´ve moved to my new house.
With my amiga Joan ( who changed her name into joann, because here in Spain its a boys name.)
There was already one guy living there J. ( wont say his name because of privacy rights.)
Nice guy but thats it!

1st we thought he was a huge ass stoner, because hes so slow and so confused.
But no, he´s just a DROOGKLOOT aka pc nerd.
We try to have conversations with him, but after one or two sentences it´s over.
His skin is so pale, he looks older.
We guessed 27-30 but he´s 24
Oops..
And he does nothing but watching tv...
Joan and i are making up plans to see if there´s any spirit in it..

1. We thought we let him eat some fruit to get some colour.

2. Invite someone who speaks spanish. so maybe he can express himself better.

we did plan 2.. it didnt made any difference..

To be continued......

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

No Passa nada!

¿Algo Mas?

Comming from Amsterdam im spoiled with the coffeeshop ( no, not for drinking coffee).
Here in Barcelona it goes a bit different.
There´s no menu where you can pick out what you want.
Here you have the La Rambla, it´s a sort of avenue.
During the day you see families walking there watching the artists.

And in the night everything happends there what god has forbidden.
The putas ( hookers) come out of the alleys like cucarachas.
And the beervenders are the " undercover" dealers.
So if you want some "chocolate", you go to the "beervender".
When you buy one beer and he asks algo mas?
You know you got the right guy.

The guy goes to tell some other guy´there are some customers´.
Then the other guy comes and he asks how much.. you name a price..
Then you have to follow him to some alley.. he puts it somewhere.. then you give the money..
And the deal is done!
No, i didnt go alone ALWAYS with 2 persons.. cuz you never know?
But it sure is a whole operation compared to Amsterdam..
where you´re done in 5 min.....

10..9..8..

Im counting off now..
17 days left before im moving to spain..
10 days left to work..
But still million things to do...
If you have a butler can i borrow it?
E-mail please to:
ineedabutler@thisisajoke.com
(on the pic my new street in Barcelona)

New video from Osama Bin Laden

Swedish next Idol?

Viva espana...

finally i made the big step..

i booked my flight and im going to move on october 25th 2006..

to Barcelona!!!

LiFe In HeLL

Safe your money

Me.. im a big wussie when it comes up to Horror movies...
Im the kinda type that sits with her eyes closed and fingers in my ears.. and asks now and then is it ok to look now?
So yesterday i went to fragile a movie with calista flockhart because mirella wanted to see it.
WHAT A SHIT MOVIE!
It was supossed to be horror.. well ok a few scary moments .. but further it looked like an episode of As the world turns... there was soo much drama and crying in it..
Good thing mirella payed for it.. next time im going to Volver from pedro almodovar..

heres an trailer to see where you shouldnt go and see...

goodmorning..next stop is..HELL

Me as an non-driver ( just the simple fact because i dont have my liscense), i make every day use of our public transport..
So i did this morning..

The bus arrives late again..but thats old news..
The metro is fully packed.. again thats old news..
Actually thats its fully packed is not totally true..
Its just people are too lazy to move their asses so more people can get in..
Somehow they think its their private metro or they just afraid some selfsuicide bomber comes in..
And they think they are saver if they block the entrance..
After you won the battle to get in... dont think the battle is over yet..
No, its just the begining, because what happends when you want to get out?

Excuse me? may i pass by?.. is nowadays not enough anymore..
Those were the old days..
Now you have to climb over the people or you do it the zinedine zidane style..
you knock em down..
And you think you're there? again wrong!!
Because theres always the people who get right away in when the doors go open..
Somehow their brains dont work correctly..
they don't think: hey this is a stop..maybe the people who were in there should get out first before we get in??
I dunno maybe its just me who thinks its normal..1st to get out then get in..

You might think you had it for today.
Again wrong!..
Because theres always thing called going back after 6...

Nice to start my day with

MISSING:

Has anyone seen a 6 pack of heinken...
Thy look like this pic above they are missing of my balcony...
Strange cuz i live on the 3rd floor...and on the left theres nothing..
On the right lives my crazy neighbour Kenneth ( i only know his name cuz hes ex was shouting it all the time underneath his half of the balcony)..
Actually i do know he did it... and to behonest i dont care he stole it... it was old beer anywayz.. i hope he had fun on the toilet with his diarrea...
But next time kenneth dont touch my HEINEKEN!

oprah help me..

why can't I upload some photos for the last couple of days???????????????

oprah can you help me?

You remember this one?

Duo penotti

A small conversation between me and daniel ( a little white boy.. really white..) from work..
We were at the supermarket..

Daniel: Ruth, i want a cornetto ice cream the big one..

Me: no, ask your mother.. we're only here to buy bread..

Daniel: But you are my mother!

Me: uhmm Daniel im too dark to be your mother..

Daniel: (looking to his arms) Im not that white i've been playing allot in the sun lately..

Tv memories...

the song in my head:

This generation
Rules the nation
With version
Music happen to be the food of love


Sounds to really make you rub and scrub
I say:
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance


It was a cool and lovely breezy afternoon
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
You could feel it 'cause it was the month of June
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
So I left my gate and went out for a walk
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
As I pass the dreadlocks' camp I heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)


Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance


So I stopped to find out what was going on.
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
'Cause the spirit of Jah, you know he leads you on
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
There was a ring of dreads and a session was there in
swing
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)
You could feel the chill as I seen and heard them say
(How does it feel when you've got no food ?)


Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance


'Cause me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass
Give me little music make me wind up me waist
Me say listen to the drummer, me say listen to the bass
Give me little music make me wind up me waist, I say


Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance

You play it on the radio, a so me say, we a go hear it on the stereo
A so me know you a go play it on the disco
A so me say we a go hear it on the stereo


Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance


I say east, say west, say north and south (on the left hand side)
This is gonna make us jump and shout (on the left hand side)

Marius & Thomas..

two 6 year olds during the lunch...


Marius: thomas whats ur favorite colour?

Thomas: Orange

Marius: what's your favorite Animal?

Thomas: t-rex

Marius: what's your favorite building?

Thomas: the schoolbuilding

Marius: whats your favorite number?

Thomas: threethousand and five billion

Marius: whats your're favorite insect?

Thomas: spider

Marius: whats your favorite planet?

Thomas: Mars

Marius: what's your favorite yugi-yo card?

Thomas: I dont know, but now its enough i wanna finish my bread

S.O.S

i really need that damn bazooka*.....

*= see in one of my previous posts why.... shes doing it again...

Protest saturday

back

just got back from my trip to barcelona...

i had a great time not many sleep... but who cares??
you sleep when you're dead

next time ill try to write something about my trip..
now im just too tired...

time...

17'5 hours before take off to Barcelona...

65 hours before its my 24th birthday

98 hours before i go back to Amsterdam

Want To Know What Your Name Looks Like In Russian?

Click the Link then...

Ignore the Russian writing on the site and just type your name in he box

to see what your name looks like...

Link

WANTED:

A bazooka!!

To shoot the down the ex- girlfriend/fuckbuddy whatever you wanna call it of my neighbour.. she looks like courtney love only more uglier ( is that possible??, yes it is).

She buggin me to open up the central door... Ringin my doorbell... non stop... Because he does'nt want to open up for her..
I told her to F*ck off... you would think she would stop.. nope...
I think the crack ruined her brains..( again another similarty with courtney love)

So if someone has a bazooka for me leave a comment..

Mais pourquoi Zizou??

I gues thats what many french fans and fans (incl. my dad) of Zinedine Zidane thought..

When the (ex-) french international got send of the field with a red card in the 20th minute of the extra time in the worldcupfinal against Italy.

For headbutting Materazzi.This supossed to be a farewell in style, but not like this..

Nobody wants to end his carreer ( 86 goals, 108 matches for national team with 31 goals, 3 times best football player of the world, winning the world cup in '98 and the european championship in 2000 and many more..) like this...

But then again it was his own stupid fault....Even Italiangoalkeeper Buffon went to Zizou with the question..perche? And you could see Zidane saying.. je ne sais pas...

And the whole thing gets even a more bitter taste.. because France lost with penalties from Italy..

C'est tres tres triste... mais c'est la vie....

NuMbeRs & FaCtS

4'5
year to jail was a dutchmen convicted.
Because he tried to robb a jeweller in Dusseldorf Germany...

60

years old thats how old president Bush turned on july the 6th.

"if youre 59 then 60 seems so far away", Bush said..

(some1 is in denial he's getting older?)

150.000

PS3 consoles are on november 17th availble on the english market.

07-06-1996

The Fugees were on #1 with killing me softely..

In the Dutch top 40.

07-07-1974

The netherlands-West Germany in the final of the world chamionship.

The Netherlands lost with 1-2...

If you're bored..

World peace with BooBs

Girls get it when they are about 9/10+ yrs old, wether they want it or not..
We call them tettas, chi-chis, tits, boobs, hooters, knockers etc..

Well "we" call them like that, the neanderthalers a.k.a men call them like that..
Civilized people call them breasts..

Since i was 10+ i was also doomed to have them...
And my "girls" arent the smallest...( to bad it runs in the family).. Oh well they are real...so no disscussion about that like they do about christina aguileras breasts..

Ok to make a long story short....

Summer has arrived to Amsterdam, people wear less clothes so do i...
Tanktops etc.. you know it..
Ive noticed whenever the "girls" make their apperance the men are more friendly...
They stop at the crossing where they normally wont stop for you...You get free rides on the tram..(" oh you dont have to pay ur such a nice girl".. or did he ment girls?).Normally they wont even say hi when you enter the tram and show their face like they wanna say KILL KILL KILL!
People smile at you suddenly ...
Really the world is on your feet...

You could say what's the deal?
I find it sad that when you show some clevage the doors go open and when ur all covered up with a burqa not that fast...
But then again im talking about men....
Maybe if we want some world peace we should send a team of some pamela anderson lookalikes to Afghanistan, Iraq or whereever there's a war...
And the men will maybe stop fighting since they are so focused on the boobs..

Who knows maybe thats the solution to world peace?..

Loser of the day

Torsten frings player of the german team at the world cup..

why?
during the match Germany-Argentina..
He punched Argentinian player Julio Cruz on the face..
The reffery didnt saw it so mr. frings was just playing further..
But some1 from the Italian staff saw it and reported it to the FIFA..
And now Mr. Frings is getting his punishment anyways..
He has to miss the semi final match against Italy tonight.

All i can say to Torsten is: " angermanagement & schade abe du bist the loser von deze tag"

Yesterday...

My aunt turned 50 yesterday.. lots of people came..

Also my other aunt... She and i never get allong and i think never will..

Giving orders in the kitchen "ruth come and help dont do nothing"

(Instead she was looking good then she saw i was already helping with placing the moluccan cakes and stuff on plates..)

On wich i awnsered "yes your majesty ill obey"...

The beer was floating like liquid gold.. ( i didnt drinked at all i was too busy serving people and helping in the kitchen)..my uncle putting the BBQ on.. people laughing making jokes..

Then someone special appeared on the party..

Grandpa Tjak( 80 years old..) only still living friend of my grandfather Tjandé (r.i.p)

I think i havent seen this man for almost 10 years..

When i was little he always pinched me in my cheeks.. and now again..

I think some things never change eventhough you get older.

Suddenly i also get this warm feeling inside... i had this feeling like my grandfather was there aswell..

I was talking with granpa Tjak about Ambon, about my grandfather how they always played cards..

How my brother and I always been sended by our grandmother to get my grandfather from some friends place where they were playing cards or domino..

About the good old times..

Then it was time for grandpa tjak to go home, because his son arrived to pick him up..

It felt also like my grandpa left with him when he got into the car..

But then again on all good things comes an end..

my eeewww moment of the day

Today my auntie turns 50...

Yesterday i already came to Assen (boringashellimgonnashootmyselftown) to help to decoreate the place.
The brother inlaw of my auntie was helping aswell, he stood behind me and whispered in my ears..
"ruth you're a fine girl too bad you're too young"

2 things went through my mind:
1. eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww
( hes like a lil hobbit & and is almost 50+ ..sorry i dont do men who could be my dad unless you're George Clooney)
2. i need a bucket to vomit..

I better go back to help we're exspecting 70 +/- people..

To do list of today:

* Eat
* Nothing
* Drink some cocktails
* Kick eddies ass
* Sleep

World Cup newzz..

congratulations ghana!!

LiFe In HeLL

world cup news that wont make it on CNN..

Only 1 of the 23 players of the Argentinian group is singing allong with the national anthem.
And with that Argentina is the most "quiet" country at the worldcup..
8 countries are number 1:
Angola, Saudi Arabia, Brazil, Costa Rica, Ecuador, Spain, Italy, mexico.
Every player of that team is singing allong..
I wonder how much they ( people at information builders) get paid for doing this kind of rescearch..


Another news fact that wont make it on CNN:
Yesterday watching the game Argentina - the netherlands (0-0) at some coffeeshop.
Two guys sitting next to my friend and i, they where smoking crappy tourist stuff.. it gave us a headache..
but that wasnt even the worst thing, i think they were using a parfum named odeur d' bodysmell..
They havent seen a shower in days or maybe weeks??
And what happend to the Deodorant? It not a sin to use it ( certainly not in their case).
Well thank god i survived the attack of the smell and im still alive..
even though it was close call...

Mac God

Look a crocodile!...

Im arriving at work today, but actually im wishing for my bed.
But its my own fault i feel so tired..
Yesterday i got home late or should i say early (8am)?
only had 3 hours of sleep yesterday and went downtown to enjoy the good weather and ofcourse like real ruthstyle i came home late.
So i shouldnt complain, Somehow kids have this 6th sense.
They feel when you're not feeling a 100% fit.


Today was the same thing...
ruth, he's calling me a loser... ruth can i play on the computer? a kid is crying..ruth can i get some drawing paper? ruth she's teasing me..ruth!! ruth! ruth!!....
Ahh...just too much for someone with a short of sleep!

1st thing that goes through my mind: how can i keep them quiet and busy?
Then something pops up..

My co-worker somehow told them last week a crocodile escaped from the zoo and is now swimming in our pond.. they believed it..

Ohhh kids i think i saw him again!

Where???? they all run to the big window ( i couldnt leave it.. i had to take a pic)
"oh yeah i think i see him" says one..
"Oh i think he's eating that duck.. because the duck goes under water" ( probably just eating something) says the other..
It kept them busy for like 30 min..

then it started it again with the questions..
Ruth?? yes??
Can we call the zoo?

In 2 words

Fucking awsome!!

yeah Tiga last night/ this morning was sooooooo good..
it was worth comming home at 8 am...

Here I come

Just booked my flight, im going to Barcelona from july 13th till july 17 th short vacation and celebrate my 24th birthday there on july 15th...

VIVA BARCELONA!

Tonight

TIGA

@ Club 11 from 10:30 pm - 4 am

quote of the day

"Amsterdam keeps me fresh and clean"

(Said by a junkie downtown. When we asked how do you stay "fresh &clean"? He said: "yeah with the shampoo i get from the salvation army homeless shelter,only that 1 is not really foamy.. so do you have some spare change so i can buy a better one? ".)

CALVIN & HOBBES ...kids....

Goaaaaaal!

The worldcup already cost the life of 2 people in Thailand...

During the match Italy v.s Ghana (2-0) 2 guys from Thailand were cheering when Italy scored..
They got shot to death by another thai..
Reason..he got anoyed by their cheering...
hmmmm what do you mean not bitter??
Well people i think we can learn a lesson from this...

never cheer when they score... at least dont cheer in thailand..

Japanese and their crazy shows

The whole contest takes place in a library, so while they're getting slapped and being forced to eat an ice cream cone of wasabi they cant scream or cry at all.





As seen on Break.com

Just crazy clifton...

The Amsterdam red-light district got: tourists who come to see how special it is.. ( there more tourists than hookers), the hookers,the drugsdealers and Clifton.


That's Clifton on the left..
Clifton belongs to the group dealers.. Not that he got rich of it because, ever since i know him he's always "between" houses..(homeless)..
How on earth did you met him you must think?
Well he's a "customer" in a it'srubbishbuttouristbuyitshop where my friend works..
And with "customer" i mean he steals it and tries to sell it again..( or wears it himself see flipflops and boxer on pic)

Sometimes you won't see him for a while.. wich means he's in jail for too many open tickets or got caught stealing/dealing..
And then suddenly you see him again in the Damstreet with his rasta hidden under a black tuque, big armyboots and no no leatherpants and a long brown coat..Shouting to you"hey fawaka sweetie! (how are you sweetie) when do yo work again in the shop?"..
After 5 years he's still forgetting i dont work in that crappy shop

But 1 warning about Clifton:

Don't try to buy the hash from him because it's crap!
He makes it from the incense he "buys"..
But still you can't hate him..Because its clifton..
And he was there to play bodyguard after the shop got robbed..
He can make you laugh with funny stories..
Or shows up with a bike for you..
Or comes with some fatherly advice..you think you are crazy clif..
I'll miss him when im in Barcelona...

United colours of

Me..and my family..

With better lightning, make up and background it could be an adv from Benneton ( the pic on the left)
Somewhere in the late 80's..

Yesterday.. waiting for the bus there's this Surinam lady talking to me in Sranantongo
I had to dissapoint her and told her im not from Surinam.. Oh really?? was her response.
It's actually not the 1st time.. people think im from Surinam, they always guess wrong..
If they guess im from: Morocco, Egypt, Brazil, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Curacao, India..
And they are so wrong! Not that its really easy to guess what my roots really are..
Not that i mind, i just find it funny thats sometimes the looks not always tell you what someone is..
To keep it easy im always saying half Dutch half Indonesian..
But if i go in details its more complicated..


Motherside: half Dutch and half Dutch east indian ( a mix of dutch german indonesian)

dadsside: Moluccan..most people think we're asian because we belong to indonesia.. But we're actually are part of the Melanesian people called Alifoeroes (cf West Papua) and have occupied the islands since at least 1000 B.C.
In the early 1600's, the Netherlands colonized the islands, beginning with the seizure of Ambon in 1605 and ultimately seized all of the area of what is presently known as Indonesia.

You understand its hard to explain when some people dont even know where Indonesia is..

If you think im a mix? Then you should see my family on my motherside..
I got cousins who are a mix of Dutch, Dutch East Indian and Chinese Indonesian..
And others are just dutch..
As kids and we walked alone with our white grandfather.. People came to him and praised him for the fact he adopted us.. on wich my grandfather always awnsered.. ' who said they are adopted they are my own flesh and blood"
You should seen the faces it was all written with hows that possible??
Well.. people with a small world we call that interracial relationships...
And we are just a product of it..

Im just curious what language they will speak to me next time on the busstop..

Einstein of the day..

Today a 6 year old at work ..

Kid: Ruth??

Me: yes??

Kid: im going to move soon, to a new house... but actually im moving everday...

Me: Oh really?

Kid: Yes, i move everyday to a new day...

What shall i do?????

Shall i move to Barcalona or not???

Chinese specialty

Bruce lee + food + sex = Kung Fu Kitchen Fuck

( this was really on a menu somewhere in amsterdam)

LiFe In HeLL

Dear Rita,

Dear Rita,

I have a question for you, why can Ayaan Hirshi Ali stay?
And the Iraqi family Abdullah who were trying to escape in 1992 of the regime of Saddam Hussein not?(they have 4 kids 3 of them born and raised here )
Yes, they both( Ayaan & fam abdullah) have been lying about their real name.
But i think if they used their own names they would never made it..
Because Rita let me remind you Saddam and his men were very very bad..
But what gives Ayaan more right?
She's famous?
Oh no its just your sick way of winning votes.
Allot of members of your party disagreed.
Can't use that your own party against you if you want to become the 1st female prime minister.

CNN, AL jazeraa, NOS 8 o' clock news, they all show us that Iraq doesnt really look like a playyard for kids. ( maybe for bush it does)
So you think its very human to send kids back who are born and raised here, to a country that's in total chaos, still in war with the americans and themselves?
Rita let me tell you a few rights of kids:

Article 6 Each child has the right to live.

Article 13 Each child has the right its/its express opinion rather and freedom to gather information and ideas, receive and pass on.

Article 24 Each child has the right to the highest degree of health and medical care.

Article 26 Each child has the right of social security.

Article 27 Each child has the right to a standard of living which is sufficient for its/its physical, mental, intellectual, moral and social development.

Article 28 Each child has the right to education and free primary education.
The maintaining of the discipline on school must have gone compatible with human dignity and in agreement with the Treaty.

Please think before you act..

Photo Of The Day

Meet & greet with Harry Potter big succes!

( oh wait it's our prime minister j.p. balkenende)

Jetzt geht's lossssssss.....

Who can remember this incident?
I do.. i remember it like the day nelson mandela got free...
This is Frank Rijkaard spitting at Rudi Fuller, after he said something nasty..
Or who remembers the time Holland lost in 1974 of Germany the final at the worldchampionship in Germany.. das was nicht toll (that was not cool).

Now its time for some revenge und gerechtigkeit (justice)!!
( the relationship between Germany and Holland never came good after WWII )
12 days left before the kick- off at the worldchampionship 2006 in Germany.. ( again)
People here in holland already getting mentally perpared, buying orange stuff to colour up their houses, making appointments at who's place they going to watch it, who's turn it is to buy the beer, organizing footballpoules.. etc..
Its always a big happening here, what i remembered i watched the matches always in the garden of my neighbours the whole neighbourhood came..
Big tv.. everbody brought their own chair.. and watched the game..
Or the time i had my graduation of my highschool diploma.. it was the semi final between Brazil and Holland.. it was picking up my diploma and fast going home.. ( like drive-through of mac donalds)..
Nobody wanted to miss 1 second of the game, yeah that's how important football is for us.

I wonder how far we get this year.. but i know 1 thing for sure if we loose.. its the fault of Rita Verdonk..
She didnt wanted to give Salomon Kalou a dutchpassport...
So rita you know it... its your fault if we dont win!
But i still have hope even though Kalou isnt with us, because we still got Marco van basten as coach..
And hopefully we can sing at the end of the tournament " schade deutschland alles ist vorbei"...

Oops wrong expert..

the BBC saw this man as a IT expert...but as matter of fact he's a cabdriver in london... oops...

New challange

(translation: new challange)

I wouldnt mind :

*If there were lesser cars downtown

* If eurovision songcontest banned from the tv

*If germany gets out after round 1 in the world championship soccer

*Less english tourists ( the easyjet big groups)

*If a certain co-worker of mine gets fired

*If the GVB will ride as anounced on the timtables

*If Rita verdonk gets hit by a train

*If some french tourists will learn english ( so it would be more than just eyepleasure)

* If it was happy hour all the time at TETRA

* If i get a big raise

*Test pattern*

Got a hangover.. today the status of my brains is :

White ninjas daughter is left out..

Matisyahu Last Night..

First time i saw Matisyahu, that was on tv the box (music television you control).
It was at night and i just smoked a joint, i thought am i tripping on my joint. Is that really what i think it is? Nahhh impossible they dont do that, they pray at the Kotel all day.
But no i wasnt tripping on my joint.
He is a real hasidic jew.


Last night the melkweg was sold out, about 1000 people waiting for him.
Like a real star he came fashionable late.
After a long but very very cool intro played by his band, he appeared on stage. ( 30 minutes later than anounced).
Girls screaming like real groupies, trying to grab his hand, but i think they were forgetting 1 thing.
Hasidic jews dont have any physical contact with other ladies.. ( handshaking, etc..)
But for a hasidic jew he really rocks!
Just close ur eyes and you think he's from jamaica.
And i also have to give some credit for his band, they really rock!
They played very good, the solos..everything!
I had a great view from the balcony nobody infront of me( thats always my problem with my 5'2 at concerts), seeing matisyahu jumping from 1 side to the other.
Like i said before he really rocks.
I was surrounded by all kinds of people, parents with their 15 year old kid, rastafari people, boys with kippahs..all kinds..

Everybody went crazy when he played his song king without a crown.
The vibe was so good that after he finished.. literally all 1000 people were screaming, we want more we..want more..
And he came back and played 2 more songs..
Only 1 girl next to me couldnt make the last two songs, she passed out and had to be taken outside..(I think she smoked too much)..
People if you ever have the change to see him live go and see.. you wont regret it.
I know i didnt!

Tonight @ the Melkweg

Matisyahu at 9 pm Melkweg - Amsterdam-

*sold out*

Hide & seek..

Ernie (sesame street) is playing hide & seek where is he?

Analphabetic blind people

If you look to the left you see.. name tags. Mine is ofcourse the big one (thanks to the houseing coorperation Ymere), they sometimes say.." the bigger the better". In my case that doesnt make any shit difference.. Because still people have the habit to ring the wrong doorbell ( a time or 3 before they realize they're using the wrong doorbell)..

You would think yeah so what's the problem? True, i had that aswell in the beginning.. Untill it became a weekly weekend thing.. If it happends like noon on a saturday i would think ok.. Its a very christian time to be up..But not when it happends at 8/9 AM!! And dont think they bother to say "oh, sorry" when im on the holophone asking who's there?? Bastards waking me up for nothing!

You would think, ah maybe there's some similarty between the names.. I don't see them do you? But i guess i can't do much for those analphabetic blind people.. Cuz how bigger does it need to be, before people see R.J.A.D Rehatta?

Photo Of The Day part 2

man says to the girl: " why dont you want to get married with him, im getting 70 cows and 20 camels if you marry him "

Photo Of The Day

" sorry sir, i lost my contacts"

Spam in my mailbox..

You might think spam only exists in the virtual world..
Not!
Everytime i come home ... its always a big suprise what's in my mailbox..
A postcard from Spain, Australia,a very high phonebill?
Too bad.. its Mr. Manma again!
My 10.000th flyer from an African medium.
Yesterday it was Prof. woude, day before it was Dr. kunta kente, Sr. Ali Baba, etc..
Yeah there's a big competition here...
If there was a trading market for those flyers i would have them all!
I need a spamfilter on my reallife mailbox...