Saturday, April 15, 2006

The Netherlands a good 2nd

I thought only the craziest stuff would happen in The States...
NAh not true...
The Netherlands would score high points aswell and would be a perfect good 2nd if there was a list for that.



It all started with this: the beautiful sign forbidden to smoke weed on the streets (you can buy them on the net)..


The Amsterdam cityhall thought lets get more stricter and deceided to make an wedontwannabethewildestand1ofthemostliberaltowns rule..
The forbidden to smoke on the streets rule..

Ok, i thought...this is not a good deal for me..im a smoker and i love to smoke in the park..on the beach and on Damsquare. Will that be over for me now??
Thank god the rule doesnt count for my neighbourhood.. even though it would'nt last long before we get it here.. got more than 5 coffeeshops in my neighbourhood..
Then we got this jolly joker: Minister of justice Piet Hein Donner.
For him it started with an rap.. yeah people im not joking a real wannabe gangsta rap..
I think he was trying to get homies with the youth of today..
The plan failed ofcourse and since this week he's not really keeping any friends..
( if he had any..)

I dont know what he was doing when he deceided to make this rule..
sniffing glue with verdonk? on XTC with prime minister balkenende? i dont know..
But this rule is just mad crazy...
Ok ready here it comes....

Forbidden to play games like BINGO!

He sees it as gamble.. yeah so im thinking?
All im thinking poor old folks who lives in those retirementhomes..
1st you've been put away by your kids and now PH Donner ( his stage name) is taking the only joy of the week away from you..a game of bingo..
The bastard he is...

yeah like i said we would be a perfect 2nd...






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